My mom got me the black iphone instead of the white one... kill myself.

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My husband and I couldn't decide over Chinese, Japanese or Thai take out... We're divorced now.

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By thetealpeacock (Picture by: bing search)
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Too Much!

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phone,case,silly,cup holder,coffee
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First world problem. When you can't hold your smart phone and your coffee at the same time...

If I have to wait behind you for more than 4 seconds I WILL honk my horn.

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I would like camping... if I didn't have to sleep in a tent.

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I hate leftovers because I can't eat the same food twice

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My chips are too crunchy! I can't hear the TV!

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1st world problems